#DoNotOpen gameplay is a brand new Escape Room style horror game that boasts both procedural gameplay that’s supposed to give you over 2 million gameplay combinations AND VR support. Except it had neither of those things and is also incredibly broken and just plain BAD. If you enjoy watching Ian lose his s**t at really terrible games, this Do Not Open PS5 gameplay review is for you. Literally EVERYTHING goes wrong.
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Oh hey there everyone uh I’d like to Apologize for the audio in this video uh It turns out Um when I fiddle with some cables to try And get this to work with the PlayStation VR uh when I plugged it back In again I could hear it but uh the the Capture software couldn’t so I’ve tried To fudge the audio as much as I can to Kind of make it sound like you know it’s Actually there but as you will see in This following video this game made me So angry because it’s super super bad Um and I can’t be [ __ ] to go back into It and pretend I’ve never played it Before and re-record Um a video I don’t I I never want to Play this game again so apologies the Audio isn’t exactly what you’d expect Probably but if you want to see me have A meltdown at a very bad horror game Stick with it Because it’s on the way So I just tried to uh You might have seen that I just tried to Restart like to continue the game from Where I left off so you know I could Capture some um some audio specific To the area I was in and Um [ __ ] Doesn’t even load what a bag of Greetings friends I’m eurogamaz Ian Higton and this is do not open a brand New horror game for the PS5 and PC which
If you’re watching this video on the day It’s uploaded comes out tomorrow on November the 25th now according to the Official blurb this game is a disturbing Survival horror inspired by escape room Mechanics but there is a big twist here Because this Mansion you see in the Background which is also known as Judith’s Manor this Mansion is actually A procedurally generated horror escape Room which means that every single Puzzle every single code every single Item location is going to be different Each time you play it and there are Actually according to this website here There are actually over 2 million one Hundred and ninety three thousand 360 Different combinations so uh plenty of Replayability in this game if if you uh Enjoy it and you want to go through it More than once now before I get into This game properly I should point out That also according to this website Which is the official website for the Developers of this game it says here do Not open is compatible with VR on PS5 And PC but it’s not essential unless you Want to push your fears to the Limit Well I tried it out I tried this out on The PS5 with VR and there’s no options For VR there that’s a lie that doesn’t Work and uh I can’t see VR listed on the Steam store either so you need to update Your website knocks noctis games you big
Liars and also when I was testing it out For VR I also noticed that There’s no control inversion here it’s First person and you can’t invert the Controls Why do people keep doing this this year What are you doing what’s What are you thinking So apart from lies and the world’s most Threadbare settings menu imaginable what Else does do not open have to offer us Well let’s check it out as I start the Game from the beginning to see whether Do not open should be do not buy or give It a try no hasn’t quite enjoyed that That rhyme came off the top of my head That’s got proud of that one Hello Ian from Eurogamer speaking Yes that’s me butt shot excuse me what Do you mean inheritance where did you Say you were calling from Oh he’s a he’s got a degree in Zoology On Judith Judith’s Manor I’m sorry to hear that Aunt Judith died I guess what the [ __ ] suicide what is Is that a meant to be a child sorry The truth is I haven’t had contact with her for a Very long time Still can’t believe it Who holds that phone six inches away From the face It draws like that oh oh this job is
Important child’s got a face like a Potato whoa MILF Whoa Ultra MILF look at those short Shorts Before it’s too late Zhang Oh Hi Daddy mummy and I miss you where are You why is Daddy got four hands Oh dear Dad wake up Oh why Dad Dad Julia She’s coming the flight slowed down the Audio of that child’s voice to make it Sound creepier what happened Oh she’s got arms like sausage sausages Hot mom’s got me No bad thing Foreign Resident Evil 7 here this looks very Similar to the uh the baker farmstead Now uh I’m gonna have to deal with the Controls not being inverted which is a Shame but uh here we go uh playing on The PlayStation 5. It’s Looks alright not too bad What’s this Until tell me I’m very beautiful Hi fridge you are very beautiful That better What else is down here for sale oh these Boxes for sale nice I’ve always wanted a Cardboard
What is this is this a confessional Weight Okay so we can hide in confessionals Wow that is quite the toilet it’s like The one in my Halls of residence when I Was at University all right what else Have we got around here we’ve got a Painting Um I can twizzle the painting I can’t do too much else with it wait There’s a nine on it Ah I can also stick it through the wall Lovely okay there’s a nine on that Painting Because you’re to be strong like Jesus Yes Jesus the famous tough guy Okay so We’ve got we’ve got a code here we need To work out I guess we’ve already got One of the numbers which is nine This number that is out of one or a Seven I [ __ ] hi Dad I miss looking at the Pictures while we were making up stories I have some of the phrases you used to Tell me I think you’ll like them I’ve Hidden them for you Okay that’s a three And that’s an eight so we got eight Three nine one Now am I supposed to just do I have to There’s no sign of the order of these so I just gotta guess what order they go in
Or does it will it go in left or right Eight three nine one let’s try that First One You little bastard seven Okay so what Is there no Clue as to what order these go in so I’ve got a brute force a code of four Numbers how many combinations of four Numbers are there You’ve got to be strong weight three Is that Okay maybe it’s that because it look I Maybe I jumped to conclusions because That corner was folded on Strong like Jesus It’s one of you Jesus you’re Jesus So nine is the third one is nine Even if I cry like okay two okay I got You I got you okay we don’t have to Brute force it it’s eight is two [ __ ] me Oh I could oh I could look at my watch Let’s [ __ ] all on it All right What are you tell me I’m beautiful it’s For And I’m not feeling well as one okay you Probably aren’t feeling well should be Nine here one here confirm hooray I did A little happy dance Jesus what the [ __ ] Oh Christ When you are feeling threatened you can Hide for example inside a closet or
Under a table thanks I’m safe here Allegedly Almost just the door was knocking can I Go Okay Oh my God Press Circle to Crunch What the hell is that man oh hey uh Sorry to butt in again everyone Um I was going to try and record some Extra noises from bits that happen later On in the let’s play try and put them on Top as well to make it seem as as true To the experience as possible but um it Turns out I’ve I’ve found this the Glitch right at the start I can’t even Can’t even get out of the start area now The door just won’t open Um this Foreign I’m I’m not playing this game ever again I’m Sorry I’m I’m done I’m done with this Game it’s so bad carry on watching Though you can see how bad it gets it’s Just no I don’t think you should find that I Think we should not find that What is this Oh [ __ ] It’s a dude Just battering the [ __ ] out of people Okay where am I going sir
This way down here oh son of a Mate kick that kick it off Careful of the really blunt nails but Also kick it off weak feet on this dude Okay what’s this ah here we go Got me a crowbar That’s uh Oh No I’m pressing R2 Hip Is it though All right Judith’s manner Let’s be having your secrets I’m ready for them It’s still not o’clock No time o’clock okay there’s It’s narrow there but nothing happens When they’re trying to interact with it Doesn’t even tell me off [ __ ] is Old woman’s very tiny Someone uh forgot to finish the statue What’s in here A big bag of decal oh That plant plot’s got a house on it is That going to be something to do with a Puzzle do you reckon Oh wow this is quite a fancy hallway Though It’s pissing it down I reckon this would Look quite nice in VR Shame they lied Okay so we’ve got Fish Tree House Sun
Uh the house is green I know that so we Need to find a fish A tree and a sun Oh you’re right mate how’s it going Chilling out there Oh there’s a fish okay fish is red So the first one is red I think Do you have to play them all at once or Can I just okay Wait I know the green one is House Then the solution’s going to be The station’s gonna be [ __ ] seizures It’s gonna what the oh Oh [ __ ] Whoa okay Oh fell down Okay that’s fine I get you right flower Is green Car is red So I could get this wrong But flower is green It’s this one’s always going to be Yellow or blue Yellow Blue Red good brute forced it nice I’m clever It’s Fook What’s this done What do you got for me it’s a little can I zoom that in It’s so little Well it’s a dude what the [ __ ] is that
Is it is it a key What’s in here Generally think this would be quite nice To explore in VR whoa look at that Cheese Cut The Moldy bits off that’d be fine I’m not sure about the sausages though Or whatever the hell that is Christ How does the head for the statue get Over there What he already did that puzzle mate All right Oh little What’s this rotate Oh oh Okay it’s a rolly Bally puzzle Oh [ __ ] oh no oh oh god oh no So an easier way to do this oh no This is Not the easiest That’s not how Bulls roll oh [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I Yeah you are [ __ ] off Come on Yes Nice I got myself a that says I’m safe Is upside down Oh dear I got a ball and a something Oh some law And glakovsky illustrious citizen of the Town of burkettsville wins the
Prestigious award Of what would sadly the writer could not Attend her husband virologist Mike Garang has apologized in her stead That’s me I’m Mike gerang I think He comes for me what After A career of literary success the author Of sluric origin of the Witch of the Black Hills sagora and Baba Yaga history And myth all the series The Curse of Zuza has prevailed for the first time With his last or his last Thought it was Anne what’s happening What a Does this am I am I in the wrong I’ll put a ball in it what have I got oh Got a bit of it oh look at that there it Is it was a bit of a key now I have a Key to escape this place Maybe that’s banging wait Oh [ __ ] does this mean I’ve got to hide I don’t know Can I hide under the chair The table nope I’ve got it there’s nowhere to hide Farts Oh a ceiling boob [ __ ] it Who gives a [ __ ] Some creepy violins going on right now I guess nope Summit Sangre titties Oh Today
Back again I died But I can I have still with that door still open It’s all gonna be different again Uh Okay so does that mean I’ve got to do The redo the whole puzzly bit in here Does it Oh you [ __ ] What am I doing with my life Oh yes Give me my ball now the saves the right Way up at least Hey you’re looking at me A freaky little creep show I got the Ball The [ __ ] was that I was running too fast mate can you do It again Shine out Okay Got a bit of a key wonderful Now I just got play the piano What do we got here uh Yellow is moon red is flower Green is True Green Yellow is flower No it’s not [ __ ] Green is Apple Sun must be blue Green as Apple Was it red as Moon Yellow is Moon reddish tree It’s good
Cheers Thanks what’s the point of saving if I Have to then redo all these puzzles Again What the [ __ ] Gosh [ __ ] I don’t know where this asshole’s coming From but oh there it is Oh this game can suck my dick okay I Don’t want to go in that bit again that That is incredibly boring let’s do this Bit Is it though Doggy Well the stairs are blocked that’s Awkward uh I’ve got two ways to go here Let’s go this way This is the same room as before this is About as procedural as a straight line At the moment what the [ __ ] It’s the same puzzle What Different doors same puzzles Go down the hole [ __ ] hell who Programmed these ball physics Someone who’s never seen a bull before Okay let’s find somewhere that I can Hide is there actually somewhere that I Can hide Am I going to be able to there’s no Prompts for me to be able to hide under That table Can I hide in that no I don’t think I Can hide in that I can’t hide behind the
Statue Definitely can’t hide in a draw That’s like it’s got a thing that kind Of says you can open it but you can’t Open it That’s locked So There’s got to be somewhere where I can Hide Oh it’s a weird creepy baby okay well Blue Okay I can smash this wait Oh that just No There’s nothing to hide under or There’s no cupboards Yellow moon Read her Blue flower Good Save okay the other thing’s gonna come At me okay Smash down through that door So maybe I can outrun it Maybe I’ve just got to be stealthy and Go through this doorway [ __ ] off This is a bad game I do not buy do not open What the [ __ ] Let’s go through a different door Quickly and see if it’s the same puzzles Again Every failure counts towards me losing My [ __ ] temper It’s this it’s the same
Is wait is that where I need to take the Key So I just [ __ ] sake Yellow tree green flower Blue banana Yellow Cloud was it Red Cloud [ __ ] Thank God I can’t believe I’ve got to do this [ __ ] bull thing again I get it there’s a baby you [ __ ] that Thank you Don’t you [ __ ] get down the in the Hole stop looking at me creepy doll I see you all right got the ball Stupid in there Give me the key save Thanks what’s the [ __ ] point of Saving it Run your [ __ ] Where’s it coming from I think This time A good way to hide is to crouch down Behind enough it’s [ __ ] not If you were to come to me and say Ian Should I buy do not open this would be My answer Foreign Thanks for watching here’s some more Videos of games I’ve played that don’t Make me want to tear my fingers off so I Can never play games again There they are What the [ __ ] was that
Absolute nonsense two million Combinations there was one and I had to Do it four times
